THE ORIGINAL AND BEST PRANK CALLS

INTERACTIVE WINDUPS WITH ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
 
Play pranks on your friends or your boss and listen in while they squirm on the other end. You can hear them but they can't hear you. No one will ever know it's you, unless, of course, you own up to it.
 
THE WINDUPS (updated for 2008)

1. Global Federation of Mobile Theft!
A great wind up involving the theft of a mobile numbre, the victims mobile number, but the phone is still in use - someone's in trouble!.
Call 0906 635 1531.... Choose option # 1
2. Dr. Hunt from the National STD Control unit.
Sounds like you have been fooling around with the wrong person and they have named you as a possible carrier of Zachary Syndrome. This is an nasty STD with some painful, yet funny treatment.
Call 0906 635 1531.... Choose option # 3
3. Pissed off Jane.
Jane is on the war path and the victim is in for a rough ide as she is pissed off, why hasn't he got back to her? He said he would? She is persistent and irriatating and will have you wetting your pants laughing at your victims reaction.
Call 0906 635 1531.... Choose option # 3
4. Voice recognition software - what a JOKE!
The victims has to repeat hilarious words and phrases in order to test a voic recognition software. Their phone has been reported as fualty - wonder ho thats happened - he he he.
Call 0906 635 1531.... Choose option # 4
5. I just missed your call - what do you want?!
An irritated bloke with a great accent has just missed a call from the victim and wants to know what its about, the victim best be quick as this guy is in the middle of something. A repeat call joke, guaranted to deliver the wind up.
Call 0906 635 1531.... Choose option # 5
6. Who's been buying PORN online?
A great wind up centred around the victim having bought PORN or similar erotic items on the net, the delivery is on the way - in like five minutes. Oh shit! They need to confirm a few detials - this one is brilliant.
Call 0906 635 1531.... Choose option # 6
7. Radio chat show to win a holiday!
The victim is blagged to go on a live radio show to win a hoiday to Antigua, ace! Only they have to answer questions regarding an ex - hilarious. Listen to them squirm as they think they are live on daytime radio.
Call 0906 635 1531.... Choose option # 7
8. Make a Beeline from the dating agency.
Someones been advertising them selves with a dating agency! and they already have interested parties. The victim listens to the messages they have and is asked for some input and responses, brilliant.
Call 0906 635 1531.... Choose option # 8
9. TV appearance - one touch is too much!
OK, so they ned the victim to appear on a reality tv game show called on touh is too much - it sounds ace but somone has dropped out at the last minute. Listen and laugh at your victim on the phone.
Call 0906 635 1531.... Choose option # 9

 
HOW IT WORKS
Step 1
Choose the type of prank call you'd like from our selection below or on the menu prompt when you dial the number.

Step 2
Call 0906 635 1531 and have the victims number ready.

Step 3
Follow the instruction and enter the victim's phone number.

Step 4
Once they answer the phone, press the '#' key to start the wind up. (If someone else answers ask for the victim and wait for them to come to the phone before pressing '#', this makes is seem very REAL).

Step 5
Why not then listen in?  You can listen in during the wind up call and they can't hear you rolling around laughing.

Callers must be over 18. Calls cost £1.50 per minute. Please obtain the bill payers permission first.